Thursday, November 30, 2006

Day 16: Alice Springs

After having a bit of a lazy morning we went to the Alice Springs Desert Park. We were very impressed at how well it was organised and presented. The park is set in three different enviroments, desert rivers, sand country and woodland habitat. You learn about the enviroment through an audio guide as you pass through the areas. As well as detailing the flora and fauna and recreating each enviroment you learn how Aboriginal people utilise the plants and animals of these habitats.

Once again it was a meltingly hot day. Afterwards we treated ourselves to a cold drink and a butter cookie in the shape of Australia in the park cafe, taking care not to get too comfortabe in the air-con.

Yesterday there were some frantic emails flying about regarding the whereabouts of my Aunt and Uncle who are currently touring Australia. I was told they were in Uluru and we had just missed them. I sent my Aunt an email and she replied to say they were in Alice Springs and were going to Uluru on Friday... how weird is that?! Oly and I went to their hotel and we had a wonderful time, and a wonderful meal. I still can't get over the coincidence.

Em

Temp: 46c

Oz Life (II): Personalised Number Plates (OJG)

I am not sure if it is a recent development or not, but personalised number plates are quite a big thing over here.

Here are the ingredients to this phenomenon.

Take a licencing department that allows any length of text, remove a pinch of restricted words, combine with a small price tag, add a generous helping of Aussie humour, and throw it all into a bowl of a couple of million punters.

The upshot is that it is easy to get what you want, and the likelihood is that someone else does not already have it. Or if they do, there will no doubt be a very similar variation available. Number plates only have to be unique to the state, not the country.

We have seen loads, only a third of which I have caught on camera (I have to drive as well), and some of them really did make us laugh. Apart from the usual owner's name, or business name, there have been some great comments.

Of particular note are 3 that I will quickly share with you now. The first was a supped up V8 Ute with all the extras. The number plate was "MISLED". Perfect. The next (possibly my favourite) was on a clapped out Nissan, with rust patches all over, one door a different colour to the rest, and some serious dent on the left hand side... "SITH LORD"! If ever a number plate was on the wrong car, this was it. The last car was the promiscuous Chrysler 300 in jet black with black tinted windows. Sith Lord would have been so appropriate here, but I guess "THE BOSS" was just as good.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Day 15: Kings Canyon - Alice Springs

Up early again for the five hour drive to Alice Springs.

We did have to go back on ourselves at first to avoid the unsealed road that would have saved us around 200km. We did think about it for a few minutes as we approached it, and then thought "Nah!" and flew past in case we changed our minds.

We made sure we changed drivers every hour, whether or not we felt we could carry on. It did make a huge difference and kept us quite fresh. Good practice for the final slog over to Queensland.

Somehow, by the time we got to Alice Springs I was one thong (flip flop) down... it must have fallen out of the van on the last change over of driver. There is some one legged emu out there sporting a very fetching green gold Haviana.

We met a Dutch couple that we had seen in Uluru. They were making their way to Cairns a few days ahead of us. We looked longingly at their camper van with its air-conditioning until Sylvia explained she had caught a cold from the constant changes in temperature getting in an out of the van... we were more than happy to go back to sweating it out in Henry after that. It's good to hear we aren't the only ones that are suffering with the heat.

Oly and I went into the town centre and had a walk around. Alice Springs is large town in the centre of Australia. It is home to The School of the Air which is a correspondence school catering for the primary and early secondary education of children in remote Australia. The Flying Doctors also have a visitors centre here.

We had a quiet night in trying to catch up on the blog as we had a communication blackout in Kings Canyon. Its nice to have a break but its like putting off homework.

Em

Miles: 441km
Time: 5 hours
Location: Click Me!
Temp: 42c (still)
Music:
Manu Chao - Clandestino
Coldplay - Parachutes
Eminem - Curtain Call
Lisa Loeb - Tails

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Day 14: Kings Canyon

Up again at 5AM. Today we visited Kings Canyon and completed the rim walk.

This walk begins with a 100m steep climb to the top of the canyon which the locals call "heartbreak hill" or "heart attack hill". I know what it felt like to me... then a 7km walk with a gradual decent back to the bottom. Climbing up I had to use my hands as blinkers so I would not see the bottom. Once at the top I kept my eyes firmly away from the sheer drop edge. I don't know how people can stand on the edge, it scares the life out of me!

It was very eerie, there was no sound or animals except for the occasional bird. Even the insects were in very short supply. The birds showed no fear, I guess up there they have no natural predators.

The rim is littered with strange beehive domes of rock and enclosures that make you feel like you are in an amphitheatre, this is known as The Lost City. It was not until after our walk we found out the name of these formations and suddenly it all made sense.

Half way through our walk we descended to The Garden of Eden, this is a waterhole with lush vegetation and very brave swimmers... Oly being one of them. After seeing him surrounded by yellow water it made me even more determined not to go in. The only down side to this oasis was the climb back up to the rim.

That afternoon a wily-wily picked our tent up and rolled it over. The tent was ripped and a mess. We had to hold it down whilst trying to empty and dismantle it, during which storm winds decided to build. I wouldn't mind if it brought rain!

We are getting a bit braver at night now and letting a few toes poking out of the back door curtain. One day we are really going to regret it when some eagle eyed bird thinks they are worms.

Em

Temp: 42c

Oz Life (I): Shop Names (OJG)

I will start my series on Australian Life with a cunning title I like to call Shop Names.

After much study into the subject I have deducted that Australia uses mad scientists to name the majority of their shops. Half of these mad scientists know that they have gone over the edge, whilst the other half have yet to realise their true standing.

As such, the names fall into two categories.

The first category is where the scientists have created hundreds of wormholes into new worlds: Garden-World; Watergarden-World; Bed-World; Retic-World; Horse-World; Saddle-World; Guitar-World; Camping-World; Machine-World; Pine-Furniture-World; Travel-World; Battery-World... to name but a few! Yes, they have links to every conceivable world. Amazing.

The second category is where the scientists have realised their madness, and frankly just named the shop after themselves: Crazy Clarks; Crazy Pedros; Crazy Dons; Crazy Jons; Crazy Eddys... and so on. To be honest, some of those Crazys might be Krazy with a K, but hey who's counting!

It goes without saying that if I were to open a shop with guaranteed success, it would be called Crazy World!

Monday, November 27, 2006

Day 13: Yulara - Kings Canyon

Oly woke me at 5:30AM and asked if I wanted to get up to go to Uluru to try and catch the sunrise or would I prefer to stay where I was, the later was more appealing. I spent the next few hours rolling about in the back of the van trying to sleep while Oly drove.


We set off for Kings Canyon where we would be staying for the next two nights. On the way is Mount Conner (Artilla), the third of the great monoliths and home of the Ice Men. By now I am sure they have melted in this heat.

The camp ground we checked into for two nights turned out to be the wrong one, there is one 4km from Kings Canyon and we were still 36km away... "no dramas" it was beautifully quiet here, apart from the 18 - 30 tour bus, we almost had the place to ourselves.

They had some amazing lizards that reared up and ran on their back legs like a cartoon character. They were so quick Oly had loads of trouble getting a good running picture of them.

There was also a slightly confused magpie, that we nicknamed Harold, that repeatedly jumped from Henry's side mirror to window, back to side mirror. This went on for hours and at first the window was closed. We tried covering over the stuff we had on the seats in case it had taken its fancy, we tried feeding it bread, giving it water, we opened the window to stop it hurting itself. It was very persistent! Hours later I had a brainwave and covered the mirror. The magpie spent 10 minutes looking around, flew off and never came back.

A storm had been threatening to begin. It arrived around 5PM and for the rest of the night we had thunder, lightening, hot bursts of wind (make up your own mind on that one!) and 8 drops of rain.

We still enjoyed the change from hot, sticky, sweaty, close heat to the anticipation of a refreshing, soaking wet downpour, even if it never came.

The evening was spent sitting on Henry's step, massaging each others weary shoulders, watching the lightening. Oly set up his camera on the tripod but unfortunately which ever way he pointed the camera the lightening appeared somewhere else.

We slept with the side and back curtains open so we could watch the storm, it didn't help with the heat but it took our mind off it for a while.

Em

Miles: 264km
Time: 3 1/2 hours
Location: Click Me!
Temp: 42c
Music:
Soul II Soul - Keep On Movin'
Gilles Peterson - In Brazil Da Hora
Audio book - Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Day 12: Yulara

Not wanting to miss the sunrise for the 3rd day running Oly got up at 2:30AM.

We were booked on a helicopter flight with Ayers Rock Helicopters at 5:15AM to watch the sun rise over Uluru and Kata Tjuta. I have never been in a helicopter before and I must admit I was petrified. Helicopters seem to go so slowly, judder and feel so flimsy. I sat in the back on my own and Oly sat in the front next to the pilot. I don't like heights at the best of times and I get an urge to jump, which really isn't good! I may try it again, maybe its something you just have to get used too.

Oly and I went back to Uluru to do the Mala walk at 8AM. We joined what we thought was the ranger tour and it turned out to be a tour group whose guide was Italian and was really hard to understand. We were quite relieved when she said she wasn't the ranger. The tour was really good and the aboriginal ranger was knowledgeable and had a sense of humour too. By the time that had finished it was too hot to do the base walk.

The nights are pretty bad here. The temperature is still in the mid to high 30's past midnight and there is no air, any breeze there is its hot. We sleep with the slide door open and the fly net curtain up, plus the back door open and drift in and out of consciousness in our pools of sweat. It feels safe to leave the doors open here, people in tents have less security. I am going to try sleeping the other way round tonight with my feet out of the back door...maybe that will be cooler! I can't wait to get back to the coast, cool sea breezes... its only 25c in Cairns!

Em

Temp: 42c

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Day 11: Yulara

Missed the sunrise again, should have woken up at 4:30AM to go to Uluru but as the night was so hot we had terrible sleep again. We also got up to late to take the Mala walk at the base of Uluru so we went to Kata Tjuta, The Olgas, to do the Valley of the Winds walk.

We started the 7 1/2 km walk around 9AM. The walk goes between the mounds of Kata Tjuta so this involves a lot of climbing up and down on loose rocks and some of the climbs were pretty steep. By the end of it we were both bright red and knackered. We took plenty of water but after walking for 2 1/2 hours in the baking sun our water was hot and therefore not very refreshing. I got to the last climb, stopped halfway and sat down to try and subside the sick feeling. I think at that point I had drank the water instead of sipping and it was sloshing in my stomach. Everyone on the walk was really struggling towards the end, we gave each other moral support as we passed or stopped to catch our breath.

They have accommodation here at Ayers Rock Resort ranging from 5* hotel to tents. We treated ourselves to a meal at one of the restaurants in The Sails in the Desert. It was delicious. I had veal and Oly had Angus beef, we even stretched to sharing a desert of deep fried chocolate balls in a light batter with creme anglaise, yum!

Em

Temp: 43c

Friday, November 24, 2006

Day 10: Yulara

We woke up around 9AM and didn't do an awful lot today... we really do deserve this day off.

Up went our rickety tent and we chucked our clothes, bikes and tools into it. I made a fly screen for Henry's slide door which is pretty nifty and it means we can sit in the van at night with it open (curtains drawn) and no bugs should get in.

For dinner we had delicious Nando's marinaded chicken and snow peas. We have been trying to make sure we are eating something nutritious each day. It's too hot to eat or cook but we have made the effort and alternated between scotch fillet steak and marinaded chicken each night with a small portion of vegetables. The fridge we have installed is a blessing. I still have chocolate in it that I have not even considered eating, and I am a chocoholic... Oly keeps checking my forehead to see if I am unwell!

I realise that there is a lack of pictures of Oly or myself, the problem is I don't really like having my picture taken and Oly always groans when I say I will take a picture of him. He explains our feelings well, we are living in a van and its bloody hot and as we are touring round we are not primped and preened every day and really don't look our best. I KNOW you all don't care what we look like, but we are vain! Having said all that... I will try harder and get us in the pictures.

Big day tomorrow, must get some sleep.

Em

Temp: 42c

The Adventure Begins, an emotional tale (OJG)

Hey everyone,

Sorry for the long gap since the last post, I promise this one will make up for it, and then some!!!

Ok, before I get cracking with this blog entry, I just wanted to make 2 things clear. First of all, if you have been reading Emelie’s blog entries (and you should), there will be a little repetition, but not so much as to make this boring, I hope anyway. Secondly, that after this blog entry most of my blog entries will be about Australian Life whereas Emelie will write more about our day to day activities. That is the plan anyway.

Right, now that the required warnings are out of the way, here is the blog.

I am writing this particular entry not to compete with Emelie over our last few days, but to get across some of our emotions and feelings that have built up over the last week or so, and also to detail some of the events from another perspective.

Right now I am sitting in Henry taping away at the computer, it is the afternoon and the heat is full on. Fortunately I have just spent a good hour letting the cool (as in cold) camp (as in tents) pool (as in, oh nevermind) chill me to a very pleasant temperature. We are in Yulara which is the closest resort area to Uluru (Ayers Rock), and we are enjoying a day off!

Yep, whilst everyone else (except for an old couple... no, another old couple!) got up at 5:00am to see a sunrise at some vantage point, we stayed in bed until 9:00! Of course we will be making that early rise tomorrow; I can’t wait to see how Emelie copes!

So, about 2 weeks ago, when it appeared that there was no more pimping we could possibly do to Henry, I stayed up one night and worked out exactly what our next step would be. We had flights leaving from Cairns on the 20th of December, and although we could change them (again) it would cost us a fair bit of cash (again).

For those of you who do not know, Cairns is pretty much diagonally opposite to Perth, as in far far away (no "are we there yet"s please!). We could do it along one of the coasts, but it would be rushed and we wanted to do the whole coast thing at a leisurely pace. This left us the only option of going right through the middle.

It must be said that Uluru is one site that both Emelie and I have been passionate to see. For me personally one of two sites I had as a must for our overall adventure, the other being the Great Barrier Reef.

I looked at several maps and it was definitely a workable plan. There were 2 stretches of road which were pretty bad; "4WD recommended, 2WD possible". Ok, possible, that sounds good enough to me. I checked with Henry’s chief engineer Kurt to see if he thought Henry would be up to the challenge. "Definitely" he told me. Not only is Henry in excellent condition, but his engine is geared for torque not speed which is exactly what you need on these types of roads. Also, it goes without saying that they simply just don’t make them like Henry anymore, and as such he is far more capable than any modern 2WD vehicle.

There were two more issues; the heat and the possibility of flash floods! I checked a few weather websites and there was nothing bad forecast. I will however admit that I read the following in a book: "under no circumstance attempt this road between November and March". But for many years in the UK I have thought and discussed with others the shifting of our seasons. I do not know the reason why, perhaps that is another discussion, but for me it is almost fact. It was clear to see that Australia was also having the same shift. Time to put my money where my mouth is!

So on the 15th of November we set off.

The journey started great, we saw plenty of amazing things, and then we got to Hyden and Henry decided to die on us. Day one, and we had problems. The mechanic could not fix him, but said that he could get him working until the next city. From Hyden, Kalgoorlie and Perth are almost the same distance away, and we pondered going back to Perth, but decided that we wanted to carry on with the adventure.

The next day we got to Kalgoorlie no problem, however when we got there, Henry was really feeling rough. It took us ages to find a mechanic that would work on him, they either had no clue about Henrys or were busy for the next fortnight at least. Each time we stopped at a mechanic I had no idea if he would start again. He did, repeatedly. Eventually we found one that could do the work the next morning. We left Henry there and stayed in a hotel.

The next day we picked up Henry, and everything was fine... for about 15 minutes until he started stalling a lot and making funny noises (the new fuel pump going 10 to the dozen). Of course this was now Friday evening, and the mechanics had been closing up for the weekend. Fortunately we got hold of them on the phone, and they agreed to have a look first thing in the morning.

The next morning they spent a few hours on Henry (apparently one of the new fuel hoses had withered already), and off we went... for another 15 minutes, and stalling started again. We raced back, and the mechanic did a few more tweaks, but looked seriously perplexed. I knew then that he was not going to solve our problems and going back would be a waste of time for both of us.

Emelie and I had a discussion, we could still try and make a dash back for Perth and start over again, or we could wait for some mechanics on Monday... or we could try calling a mechanic whose number had been given to me when we arrived in Kalgoorlie. I was told to give him a call if I could not find any other help. I could not, so I did. He said he would have a look the following morning.

Pops Kennedy, as he likes to be known, spent 3 hours working on Henry. He did all sorts of things with the fuel pump, points, timings, etc. Each time he thought he had sorted it, I would take Henry out for a test run, and each time I would return. I must say that he did sort things out, and on each outing Henry felt much better than the last time. I suspect he was just undoing the damage from the previous mechanics but I am not sure. On the fifth return, Henry felt 98% better, and although I knew he was not perfect, he felt ready for the journey.

The following morning we made an early start to Laverton, the last town with sealed roads. Henry was supreme.

The morning afterwards we started on the Great Central Highway, and the start of our 4 day dirt track journey.

I must add here, that I did not take this stretch of journey lightly. We had 2 first aid boxes, fire extinguisher, spare tire, 60 litres of water, 40 litres of additional fuel, fresh food for the next 6 days, canned food for at least another 6, a complete set of tools (and then some... can never have too many tools), 2 paper maps, 1 GPS map, a new UHF radio, and a few other safety bits. Henry groaned a tiny bit at having to lug this extra stuff, but we would not budge!

About 3 hours into the journey, we got a flat. To be totally honest, I had noticed the tire looked a little low the night before, but decided it was the gravel giving way underneath. Mistake number 1. Anyway, we were in the middle of nowhere and we had a flat. No worries, get the jack out and change it. Everything was going smoothly, Henry was nearly at the height needed, when I noticed that the Jack was at a bad angle. I tired to lower it back down, but I was not fast enough, and the sand gave way under pushing Henry backwards and in the process bending the jack (Old Kombi jacks work by slotting in a square arm into a square tube under the Chassis. There is no give should the Kombi move). Mistake number 2.

After much swearing, we spent the next half hour just getting the jack off. Once we did, it was clear that this would be of no further use to us. We briefly tried a few other things but basically we were stuck here. We had provisions to last us for ages but what a pain in the ass! And then in the distance I spotted a dot against the shimmering road. Our saviour! I think I jumped with joy. It took forever to arrive and when I realised what it was, I was not quite so enthusiastic.

"I don’t suppose ... hehe ... you have a jack do you?"

"Nope" the man said from his road scraper, tyres the height of Henry!

"Nope ... I didn’t think so ... I have a flat, and my jack is now broken ... the sand don’t you know!"

"hmmm ... well I could lift your vehicle up with my scraper"

"You could lift the vehicle with your scraper?!?!"

And before any further words were uttered he jumped into his cab, moved the scraper scarily close to Henry, and then proceeded to position the scraper’s shovel under the rear of Henry (done by digging a half metre trench in the road, which by the way took all of 1 minute). Before we knew it Henry’s back was up in the air, and at exactly the right height for tire changing! I was seriously impressed. He had moved the enormously powerful shovel with such precision and delicacy.

I like to think that he was equally impressed with my technique of removing the non-budging wheel nuts.... Brute force and plenty of swearing!

Having changed the wheel, we said thank-you many times, and set off again. Several hours later we made it to the Roadhouse at Tjukayirla, the most remote in Australia!

"erm ... can we have some fuel, a powered site for the night .... and I don’t suppose you have any tires?"

Luckily they did, and not too expensive either, at least not as much as their bloody petrol! Of course Emelie reminded me that the new tire was of no use to man nor beast (I think her exact words) unless we had a working jack! Luckily they had an old one gathering dust in the corner, happy for it to have a new home.

"errr ... are you sure this will be able to lift up a Kombi, it is so small" as I tested it in my hand.

"Oh easily, that has come off a Land Cruiser!"

"Off a Land Cruiser?!" half laughing, but then as I turned it around, sure enough it had Toyota Land Cruiser embossed on the bottom. "oh yeah, ... great! ... Thanks!"

It is at this point that I must say we were starting to feel a little worse for wear. We had had problems with Henry, which we knew were not 100% sorted, I had made bad errors with the wheel replacement, and many other smaller things had either broken or gone wrong. Was this a sign for us to change our direction back, or a test of our nerves?

I can’t emphasize how much that question weighed down on us. We saw a beautiful sunset and decided to carry on, but perhaps with a little less skip in our step.

We did the next 2 days driving in 1 day, and although happy with the progress, we were really feeling worn out, and our bodies were aching all over.

We had 1 day of driving left until we would be on sealed road again. The roads up until this point had varied between sand, dirt, and tiny pebbles, but pretty much the whole way so far we had been able to stick to 55km/h or greater without too many bumps. However the stretch coming up was notorious for being a real bone shaker.

We tackled it head on. For the first 100km it was fairly easy going, but the next 100km became painfully slow work, and no matter how slow we went, the industrial strength rattling would not give up. Ridge after ridge, bend after bend, it felt like it would never end. Clack-clack-clack-clack all the time, and things falling out of shelves, drawers falling out of the Cabinet, it was horrible. But after a couple of hours it slowly got better, and the last 100km of the dirt road was a dream by comparison.

There were in fact two things that we were excited about when we got up that morning. The first being the end of the dirt road, and the second being Uluru, which would be just 20km beyond the former.

So, with 50km (according to the GPS) left before Uluru, you can imagine our utter excitement at the site of a barely visible object in the distance. Uluru. Now as some of you will know, to see something that far it has to be big... really big! And as we slowly got closer, we realised it was bigger still. The land around us as far as the eye can see is basically flat, and yet here in front of us, many many kilometres away, sits this immense block.

HOW?

WHY?

We were desperate to get to the camp grounds, but this most majestic of objects demands respect and awe. We had to stop several times to take it all in.

I had jokingly played on teh stereo "I am a rock" earlier that morning, and thought I would play it again when we saw the great monolith... and yet when we saw the site in front of us it no longer seemed appropriate.

When we were 35km away, I realised that 2 things were wrong with this monolith ahead of us. First of all, it was just getting too close to be 35km away, and secondly, the shape was wrong, it had huge gaps for starters!

We checked the maps, this was in fact Kata Tjuta, otherwise knows as the Olgas. The fact that this was not Uluru did not reduce our wonder though, if anything it made it even more amazing.

For those of you who have not seen Uluru or Kata Tjuta, and even for those that have, I don’t think you can fully appreciate the joy we felt at seeing them. You see they not only represented one of the most incredible sites on this earth, but they also meant to us that the dirt road was nearly over, and the hardest part of this journey would be done!

We met sealed road with a "yippee" and made way for the campsite at full speed (90km/h). We did see Uluru in the distance once we got to the side of Kata Tjuta, and although its presence was seriously impressive, Kata Tjuta had been the one that beckoned to us from the soul destroying roads of dirt.

That was yesterday, and today we relaxed, I swam in the pool, and even bought a deliciously cold Diet Coke. It tasted so good.

Tomorrow the adventure begins starts up again as we visit Uluru, Kata Tjuta, and then Watarrka (Kings Canyon), and then onto Alice Springs and eventually Cairns.



A picture of the Great Central Highway, Kata Tjuta in the distance.


Thursday, November 23, 2006

Day 9: Warakurna - Yulara

We are finally at Yulara, 6km from Uluru in the Northern Territory.

Once again our drive was pretty good. We had been warned that once we were passed Docker River the road surface would be terrible. It was bad but bearable. It tended to be worse through aboriginal land.

During our 1200km drive across the outback we saw very few kangaroos, avoided killing half a dozen lizards, saw around 10 moving vehicles, 100 wrecked cars and perhaps 50 camels. The camels nearly always were standing in the middle of the road, they would gallop off, then stop and have a look round to make sure you weren't chasing them.

As we approached The Olgas, Ol and I went quiet, overwhelmed. They are beautiful, majestic rock formations of granite, basalt and mud stone. Over the next few days we will come back and explore.

As we passed The Olgas we turned onto real road... I never thought I would be so please to see bitumen. We drove past Uluru on the way to Yulara where the only accomodation is for visiting the National Park that hosts the rocks. The camp site here is pretty good and there are plenty amenities, restaurants, shops and a hotel.

We were going to do the sunrise walk tomorrow and then climb Uluru but it is now 2AM, we will go at sunset instead and have a lazy day as we really do deserve it. Our treat when we arrived here was to share a pint of banana milk, it tasted like nectar, it was so good.

Em

Miles: 332
Time: 7 hours
Location: Click me!
Temp: 42c
Music:
Simon & Garfunkel - Definitive
Audio book - The Life of Pi, Yann Martel

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Day 8: Tjukayirla - Warakurna

Today went so smoothly we were happy to carry on driving when we came upon Warburton 255km from Tjukayirla. We arrived around midday after leaving at 7AM. Our next stop was Warakurna, 231km, which took another four hours.

I say everything went smoothly because there was no major dramas for a change. We didn't break down, we still haven't found the mouse and assume it's mouse overboard by now, and we still relativity sane.

By the end of the day I was so fed up with seeing, feeling, smelling the sun. So fed up with getting jiggled about over terrible stretches of road where we could only do 35km/h (our max is around 65km/h), where the road was densely littered with jagged rocks or it was so corrugated that every bone in poor Henry's and our bodies clattered and shuddered like the end spin of a washing machine. So fed up with seeing, feeling, smelling, tasting every shade and texture of red dirt, we are all covered in it, including Henry's interior and as a result all our belongings. Incidentally, it is iron oxide coating the particles of soil that makes it red. Whenever we stopped to change drivers or check the van over if we looked at the road in front we both had a strange visual effect where the road seemed to be drawing away from us, which made me feel a little queasy. I guess looking at a stretch of road rushing towards you for so many hours can play tricks on your brain.

That all said I am happy we have gained a day by doing the nine hour dash and tomorrow we have Uluru (Ayers Rock) and real road to look forward too. It really wasn't all bad.

Actually there was one small drama, when I went to the ablutions for my shower there were two HUGE flying bugs bombing me and they didn't even die after I emptied 3/4 of a can of Raid bug killer on them, so I had to shower in the men's. Oly and I were the only people in the camp site so it was OK.

Tip: Always check dates on anything you buy at remote road houses, twice now oly has bought orange juice and they have been our of date by as much as three months!

Em

Miles:
486

Time: 9 hours
Temp: 41c
Music:
Bill Withers - Greatest Hits
Audio book - The Cat Who Went up the Creek, Lilian Jackson Braun

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Day 7: Laverton - Tjukayirla

Last night, as I uploaded the last blog entry, I looked over at Oly and there was a mouse sitting on the top of the seat headrest behind him. Ol turned the whole drivers cab upside down trying to find it while I sat on the bed, feet off the floor, directing him. In the end we were so tired we went to bed, but of course slept really badly. So now we don't really know if we have a mouse hitching a lift or not. This afternoon we took most of the contents of the van and cupboards out but still have not seen it. Oly has set up a tin to hopefully catch it in without harm.

Today's journey to Tjukayirla was long and hot, it took us 8 hours to do 260km. Of those 8 hours around 1 1/2 was spent by the side of the road changing a tyre. When we jacked up the van we didn't realise the earth was soft underneath and the van slipped, twisting the jack and rendering it useless. It took us 30 minutes to get the jack out from under the van, on Kombi's the jack slides into a metal slot and as it twisted it jammed itself in. We had to dig a hole underneath with the jemmy to release it. I was getting ready to dig an even bigger big hole underneath the wheel to change it, we weren't sure if that would work or not, as our only other option's would have been to drive Henry on the flat for 150km or sit and hope that someone drives past before we run out of food and water! We had no idea if there was much traffic on these roads, we had been driving for 3 hours and had not seen a soul.

As luck would have it, in the distance like a shimmering mirage, we saw an object coming slowly towards us, a bit like Omar Sharif's entrance in Lawrence of Arabia. A very helpful man in a shiny new scraper appeared and expertly, yet delicately, lifted Henry up by his rear tow bar using the scraper. He knew exactly what he was doing which makes me wonder how many times he has had to dig tourists out of a hole.

We passed by our first bushfire, there were three different fires scattered around us. The sky was very hazy. It was started a few days ago by lightening. When we stopped at the scraper man's work camp they assured we would be OK to drive through as the fires had not reached the roads yet. From where we were driving it looked pretty darn close!

This place, Tjukayirla, is in the middle of nowhere, population 2. It is the most isolated roadhouse in Australia. All you have is a place to sleep the night and refuel. The people who run it are very friendly and took the business over only four months ago. Fuel here is $1.90 a litre, where in Perth it is around $1.10.

We arrived at 14:30 and have spent a nice afternoon doing those small tweaks to our living arrangement that makes all the difference (after the unloading of the van, searching for the mouse, and reloading). We watched a beautiful sunset after we climbed up a small hill and now I think its time for bed.

Em

Miles: 260
Time: 8 hours
Temp: 41c
Music:
AC/DC - Back in Black
Kula Shaker - Peasants, Pigs & Astronauts
Fleetwood Mac - Tango in the Night
Jack Johnson - In Between Dreams
Jamiroquai - Emergency on Planet Earth

Monday, November 20, 2006

Day 6: Kalgoorlie - Laverton

We are now in Laverton, can you believe our Telstra broadband card for our laptops works here, better signal here than in Perth! We are unlikely to get mobile access over the next 4 days or internet so hopefully we will arrive in Uluru in the 4 days if not Alice Springs should be another 5 or 6 days after that and we should be able to update the blog.

Our day started off with getting provisions and a new fan as our little one was not really up to it in this heat, plus we purchased a UHF radio, "breaker, breaker!"

We then set off on our ghost town road trip which went smoothly.

Laverton has a population of 1100 and its tiny, we are the only van in the caravan park and its a bit scary in the dark. Oly said he will walk me to the toilets before I go to bed and he waited outside the showers for me this evening.

The road we are about to drive down will be 1200 km of unsealed road, it is likely it will be dirt or gravel. We are planning to leave at 6AM tomorrow so it will be cool for Henry as I think he is going to need all the help he can get!

We have plenty of fuel - 40 litres in jerry cans plus a full tank, 60 litres of water and food to feed an army of ants many times over and us for at least 2 weeks so we should survive in the outback if anything goes wrong and wont need to resort to drinking each others wee.

Em

Distance: 360km
Time: 4 Hours
Temp: 33c
Music:
Duran Duran - Greatest Hits
Orishas - A Lo Cubano
Garbage - Garbage

Route

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Day 5: Kalgoorlie

Today was so hot.

Pop spent around three hours tweaking Henry and in the end he found that the points had little or no gap so he cleaned them up and increased the gap and it was like magic. He wouldn't take any money from us so we insisted he had a few bottles of wine we collected in Margaret River.

So that was that, finally everything was good and we could leave.

We pulled into Bunnings to pick up some fly screen for our door and my window wouldn't wind back up. This was recently fixed by a mechanic so this was not a good sign!

Back at the caravan site Oly fixed the window and we did lots of other little things that really needed doing... then I noticed our tent frame had broken. This was getting ridiculous, what next! I am starting to think that Kalgoorlie is like the Bermuda Triangle and we will never leave.

We are attempting to get to Laverton tomorrow, its 360km NE further into the outback and there is not alot between Kalgoorlie and it except for about 10 ghost towns.

Wish us luck!

Em

Temp: 40c

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Day 4: Kalgoorlie

We took Henry back to the mechanic and he said the fuel pipe had kinked so they replaced the pipe and he should be as good as new...

Kalgoorlie-Boulder is host to the Super Pit. It is Australia's largest open cast gold mine. Originally it was lots of smaller mines with shafts but in the 80's the mines were consolidated and the in between bits between the shafts were blasted out and gold extracted from them.

The Super Pit is currently around 3.5km long, 1.5km wide and 360 meters deep. It's HUGE! Well worth seeing. The mine operates 24 hours, sadly we were always too tired and Henry was too sick to go out at night to see it all lit up, it would have been quite spectacular.

So back to Henry, he was still juddering and stalling so we called the RAC out again and they said to bring it in on Monday to their workshop, in the meantime Oly called Pop who had given us some numbers for mechanics in the area the day we limped in to Kalgoorlie and he said he would take a look at it tomorrow for us.

We are still smiling!

Em

Temp: 39c

Friday, November 17, 2006

Day 3: Kalgoorlie

Henry would not be ready until mid afternoon so we decided to get some chores and paperwork done as we had already walked up and down the high street.

After that we decided to go on a brothel tour and ended up at Langtrees 181 Hay Street which is a working brothel. I have never been in one before and was not sure what to expect. Two other groups were already waiting for the tour, two girls (aussies) and two guys with a girl (pommies) all roughly the same age as us, so we didn't feel to weird.

The tour was interesting and I would recommend it. One of the current Madams of the brothel was born a man and the last one worked until she was 84. I am sure that not all brothels are as nice and touristy as this one was, but over all it was fun.

With Henry's new pump fitted we drove to Boulder to a caravan park and he started stalling and juddering so we called the garage and booked him in for first thing tomorrow.

Ho hum,

Em

Temp: 32c

Aussie slang
Bushwacked = extremely fatigued or exhausted.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Day 2: Hyden - Kalgoorlie

We wake up at 5AM and pack up the van for its long journey to Kalgoorlie.


The day didn't start well.

Em: Where's the towel?
Ol: In my wash bag
Em: Its dry, have you not had a shower?
Ol: No
Em: How come?
Ol: You'll see

Off I trot to the ablutions. Open the door. Stare at wall, floor and ceiling carpeted with locusts. Turn on my heel, go back and brush my teeth by the side of the van.

We drove to Merriden, the roads varied from nice road to single strip of road and red dirt on either side to just red dirt. We arrived at around 8AM and had a brief walk around so Henry could have a quick rest.

Arriving in style at Kalgoorlie, we stalled every time we stopped or had to slow down. This time we weren't limping, we were kangarooing. It did not help that I had not emptied my bladder since I had gone to sleep the night before due to the locusts. After much searching we found a place that could fit an electric fuel pump the next morning, so we left Henry at a garage between two brothels and walked to a motel.

The RAC kindly paid for our accommodation. At this point we were pretty desperate for a shower (embarrassingly so) and that was the first thing we did when we got into our air conditioned room. The second thing we did was turn off the air conditioning as we were freezing and didn't want to lose our resistance to the heat or get to comfortable.

We had a walk up and down the main street in Kalgoorlie, came back to the room, had a nap then a nice meal out and watched a movie on TV.

Surely it can only get better.

Em

Distance: 450km
Time: 6 Hour
Temp: 34c
Music:
Depeche Mode - The Singles 81 - 85
Seal - Seal
Fun Lovin' Criminals - Come Find Yourself
Gorillaz - Demon Days
Jestofunk - Love in a Gold Dimension

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